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Archive for the 'Spam' Category

05 Feb

Touching, but trite. And Tripe.

Spam, that is. Could they have used any more cliches? Here writes Lady Peggy Morrison, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am a widow my husband Engineer Richard Morrison an Englishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife lasted for three […]

09 Aug

Crazy Spam Text

You know that text that spammers throw in to try to fool your spamtrapper? This has to be one of the most insane: “He thought they would take her. Soon even her ears were glowing. Yes, yes,she said impatiently. I have satisfied myself of that. How long do you think you need? It sprang all […]

25 Jan

Politically Correct Spam

Wonder what language it was originally written in? Sir/Madam, Your situation has been presented to the specific commissions, and upon wise reflection, we are able to propose to you the following prospect. Based upon wise reflection you qualify to collect a abundant benefit on your original property investment. By completing the following attached form in […]

18 Nov

What happens to Spam

if you write it in your native language and then run it through a translator? You get Awkward Spam! Sir/Madam, Your portfolio has been discussed to the important commissions, and upon vigilant forethought, we are able to volunteer to you the ensuing prospect. Based upon vigilant forethought you certify to receive a generous rield on […]

09 Nov

Spam gets…

…funny. I just had a piece of spam hit my inbox titled: “size issues?” From: John Holmes. Who else. Bwuhahaha. Sometimes, junk mail can make you laugh.

13 Jul

Spam

and not from Hormel. In the past 24 hours, trackback spammers and comment spammers have been attempting the attack the blog. Thanks to the great work of Spam Karma, however, I have not have to deal with one of them. How many you ask? Over 500. If it weren’t considered cyber-terrorism, I would wish that […]

03 May

When Spam Isn’t.

Just because email is sent out in bulk does not always means the messages are spam. Take the weather alert system in Florida. Given the number of hurricanes, etc. that hit the state last year, it seems it would be wise to have as many emergency information systems available to get the word out. But […]

15 Mar

I’m using

SpamKarma again, so we’ll see how it goes. If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, please let me know by emailing me at silverblue at cox dot net. Just had some idiot try posting three comments for online poker bullcrap.

01 Nov

Return of the Comment Spammers

Thankfully, between blacklist and WP, I’ve been able to bulk delete 400 comments from spammers. You’d think they’d get the hint. Better yet, I think we need a program that bombs their machine when they attempt to spam the blogs. Ideas anyone?

29 Oct

Freakin’ Spammers

I hate Comment Spammers. Some ignorant fool is using a server from the Netherlands to attempt to comment spam my blog (black list is catching most of them, the rest are held for moderation since they have so many URLs in them). So far, in the past 24 hours, I’ve had 153 comments attempt to […]

04 Oct

Funny SPAM

Can you believe it? DEAR SIR/MADAM, THIS IS A PERSONAL EMAIL T0 YOU ONLY. I AM THE SON OF SPAM SPADE, THE FORMER LOAN OFFICER OF NIGERIA, WHO WAS KILLED BY A RUSSIAN LADY WHO WANTS TO MEET YOU. HIS MORTGAGE RATES WERE SUPERB, BUT HIS PENIS WAS TOO SHORT, SO HE ORDERED 60,000,000 VIAGRA […]

25 Aug

Attack of the Spammers

Seems that the Spammers have found this site as well (knew it was going to happen) so, instead of turning comment moderation on (which may still happen in the near future), I’ve disabled comments for posts over 14 days old. After all, if you haven’t posted a witty remark to something I wrote in that […]

01 Jun

Spam gets weirder

I just got a piece of spam (deleted) about “Nasal C!li@s”. Wouldn’t that make your nose hard and long? (and able to stay on your face for hours!)

27 May

Telemarketers…

…the bane of our existence. This has been credited to Andy Rooney, and I looked over at Snopes.com (found nothing) — but even if it’s not real, it’s funny as heck. (1) The three little words are: “Hold On, Please…” Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would […]

26 May

Guess It’s Time

for me to just become a druggie. I have received 43 spam emails today trying to sell me Vicodin, V1cad1n, and every other possible spelling of it. Do I appear to be a junkie? Am I in that much pain? Actually, I’m not in so much pain that a good bottole of merlot couldn’t help. […]

25 May

What Do

Breasts, Penises, and Homes have is common? They are the TOP three subjects of Spam that I’ve received over the last 24 hours. I’ve offers to increase (and 1 to decrease) my breast size, numerous offers to add at least 3″, AND keep it up all night, and 36 (yes, 36!) confirmations that my mortgage […]

18 May

Spam gets crass!

I’ve received some unbelievable email in my time, but two today have taken the cake for Email Headers: “Adult Action: MOM IS A SLUT!” read one, while the other read: “You Are Stupid Dumbass If U Pay Retail Pricee For Softwares belli” As if people would actaully be enticed to open these pieces of junk […]

14 May

Hmm. My. Canine. WHAT?

Porn spammers are like an incurable venerial disease. They cause probllems, keep you from doing what you really want to: which is enjoy yourself…. I don’t know where some of these people get their web URLs from. mycanineasshole.com? I don’t know WHO would want to visit a place that like, but nonetheless, there are sites […]

11 May

Spammers

After a quiet time, time spammers have returned. I’ve updated MT-Blacklist and deleted the three that had made it through. I guess they think it’s their right to use my bandwidth? NOT. Of course, to be a spammer, I guess you have to have your conscious ripped out so that you don’t give a damn […]

04 May

The Answer Is

127. That is how many attempts (successful and not) to spam Ramblings of Silver Blue and it’s family of blogs. I hope that when MT 3.0 is released there’s something built in that will help, or maybe it’s just not meant for comments to be built into the program.

03 May

Freakin Comment Spammers

Ok, 35 bastards have made it through, the last two for male organ enhancements. What the HELL is up? Sorry if it takes a while for comments to post, people. Be patient as MT-Blacklist makes sure you’re not from the dark side of the force.

26 Apr

Kill The Troll

Seems that Revog has a troll who left her this comment: Me and my friends go around weblogs.com checking up on random ones. We have to inform you that yours is especially dull and useless. I hope you do win both big cash prizes as you wished for when you blew out the candle on […]

09 Apr

Trolls Getting Sneakier

I just banned a comment troll up posted …. using a URL from groups.msn.com. Of course, I went ahead and blacklisted the entire groups.msn.com (this one, innocent enough in it’s title (like “ratr”*) was for Penis Enlargement. Sorry folks, but I don’t need that crap on my blog. If you think you’re being banned from […]

07 Apr

Damn Spammers

Woke up this morning to find that even though I use MT-Blacklist, my site had been hit with all sorts of spam advertisements and — note this, fellow bloggers — even though the email addresses were the same, the IP addresses were different for each comment. Now, the spam came in three different waves, one […]

29 Mar

SpamBurger

Another Troll Spammer banned: IP Address: 217.227.73.162 Name: suzi Email Address: the_best@gmx.net URL: Comments: great site, well done. I enjoy beeing here and iŽll come back soon. 24 spam sites from Germany. Buttnugget. BEGONE! Of course they commented to post “000566”. Sorry Madfish Willie, the close comment thingy didn’t work (as I just found out).

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