Ramblings of Silver Blue

Archive for June 5th, 2007

05 Jun

Time for a few more

Courtesy of Moonglow! You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.” A lady inserted an […]

05 Jun

Men Strike Back !

Sexist? You bet. Funny? Of course. Well, at least to me they are! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ——————————————————————- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the […]

05 Jun

Morning Humour

Send to me by Lady who Counts. 16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN: By Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race […]

05 Jun

With my morning cawfee…™

Ok, Apple has announced the date and price of the iPhone. Since they only use Cingular/AT&T as a provider, can we PLEASE move on? $499/$599 for a phone is insane, and to lock yourself in to only one provider makes it even worse. Lots of other stuff going on in the world, most of which […]

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