Ramblings of Silver Blue

Archive for November 18th, 2006

18 Nov

Don’t make me kill you.

I went to the Grand Illumination/Christmas Parade in Norfolk. Keyed Up was there, and he was a psychotic bitch. Look, your kids know you’re gay. Hell, everyone knows you’re gay. We’ve seen you walk. We know you tan, we know you wax. Your obsessiveness is driving everyone crazy. To OB GYN (Obnoxious Bastard [who] Grates […]

18 Nov

50 Useful Insults

1. Shouldn’t a guy with your IQ have a low voice too? 2. After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. 3. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental. 4. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice. 5. You […]

18 Nov

Is Christmas over?

Or can it be? I swear. BJ’s opened in Hampton today, and Tink and I went. But people are rude, pushy, and severely lacking in manners. It was all I could do to hold my tongue to not tell some of them off. Even Tink, who is normally very calm, was pissed off. So, we’re […]

18 Nov

The Holidays Approach

How can I tell? It’s something called “Millstone Peppermint” coffee. While I *rarely* purchase preground coffee (ok, I’m a snob), I found the price difference ($8.99 a pound for whole bean, $9.99 for 2 12 ounce ground packages) to be justification for my purchase. Meanwhile, the first pot is brewing, fragrancing the house with the […]

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