Ramblings of Silver Blue


18 Oct

I’ve got an even better idea!

According to CNN, some schools are banning playing tag out of fear of injury where the school would be held liable.

I’ve got an even better idea.

Why don’t we take the babies, fresh out of the womb, and place them in a hermetically sealed house. They’re not allowed to leave the house for any reason. There will be no sharp objects. Food will be liquid, room temperature. There will be no electricity, so there will be no ability to shock. There will be no toys, lest they swallow, poke, or use the toy as a weapon.

School? Will be broadcast through a window.

Social interaction? Obviously, that’s not necessary.

In re: the schools that have banned dodge ball because it’s “exclusionary”, allow me to remind you that LIFE is exclusionary.

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