Ramblings of Silver Blue


24 Mar

Afternoon Humour

Father O’Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom for a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Government for assistance.

The conversation went like: “Good morning. This is Vice President Dick Cheney. How might I help you?”

“And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St Brigid’s. There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’ yer lads to take care of the matter?

VP Cheney, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, “Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O’Malley then replied “Aye, that’s certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.”

One Response to “Afternoon Humour”

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    Tom Says:

    That’s a very amusing joke!

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