Ramblings of Silver Blue

Drixoral must kick in. Allergies so bad I can’t see the screen. No photo tonight. Sorry. (Sniff, sniff, snort…. God, this is horrible!)

Simple Simon met a Pieman Going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the Pieman “What have you got there?” Said the Pieman unto Simon “Pies, you dickhead!” ——————————————————————————– Mary had a little lamb, It walked into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its ass, And turned its wool to nylon. ——————————————————————————– Hey diddle, diddle, [...]

I’ll be heading north to the Alexandria area Friday, May 6. Looks like I’ll be making the trek alone, hwoever…anyone of my readers know of an inexpensive safe place for me to crash and/or things for me to do whilst in the area? I’ve got an event to attend from aroudn 6 to about 9:30, [...]

Tink turns (mumble mumble) today! Happy, happy birthday to you! Leave her a message in the comments section here — her own blog comments had to be turned off due to the deluge of v**gra, c**ias, etc. etc. etc. comments that she gets.

Last year, I did a simple, silly Meme. Here we go again with it: 1. Grab the nearest CD. 2. Put it in your CD-Player (or start your mp3-player, I-tunes, etc.). 3. Skip to Song 3 (or load the 3rd song in your 3rd playlist) 4. Post the first verse in your journal along with [...]

…you know, I think I may have used that title right after Hurricane Isabel hit in 2003. I spent some time with PR last night before he went back down to Elizabeth City. He told me, “You know, I’ve lost my best friend. The one man I always looked up to.” I can’t imagine what [...]

1. Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions Carpet Fresh. 2. If disturbed, dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos. Rename the area under the couch “The Galapagos Islands,” and claim an ecological exemption. 3. Layers of dirty film on windows and screens [...]