Ramblings of Silver Blue


Archive for September, 2004

30 Sep

Singing In Heaven…

Music business mourns Izora Armstead By Michael Paoletta NEW YORK (Billboard) – Izora Rhodes Armstead, one-half of disco/pop acts the Weather Girls and Two Tons O’ Fun, is being remembered for her larger-than-life spirit and voice. Armstead, best-known for “It’s Raining Men,” died Sept. 16 at San Leandro Hospital, near Oakland, Calif. The cause was […]

29 Sep

Morning Humour

Thanks to DMA1 for passing this on. Who says blondes are not smart? I should have done this when I got my windows… Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had […]

29 Sep

Happy Anniversary To Me.

It’s been seven years since I originally closed on my house. Hard to believe. Would I do it all again? Sure. But I’d have my ducks in a row.

28 Sep

Prayers Plese

Just found out a good friend of mine is going to have to go in and have a tumor (and attached kidney) removed. Please keep her in your prayers.

28 Sep

Afternoon humour

Courtesy of Revog A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa.” The cop asked, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Jack Daniels and women with big tits” —– Short Story The college girl was supposed to write a short story in […]

28 Sep

Morning Humour

There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time,but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration […]

27 Sep

Drink O The Day™

Twinkle My Lights 3/4 oz Chambord Raspberry Liqueur 1 oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur 1 oz 7-Up Mix in shaker over ice, strain into glass(es). (Served as a shot)

27 Sep

Children

Your Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the Birth: 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don’t bother practicing […]

27 Sep

Evening Humour

Little David was in the 5th grade class then the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked Him about his father. “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret […]

27 Sep

A Time To Grow

I was having a conversation today with someone regarding how to grow a church. It takes more than just tithes, time & talent. We came to some conclusions: (1) People like visible, hands-on goals. If you want to improve the look of the church, with say windows, carpeting or a roof, state your goal loud […]

27 Sep

Time to relax.

I’m full of good Mongolian BBQ. Tink did some shopping, and now we’re back home. Wondered why the bloody place was like an oven, until I realized the thermostat hadn’t been reseated properly since we did all the painting. Live and learn. AC is now working I’ve got so much on my mind, I don’t […]

27 Sep

Alive.

Dad and I did the charity car show, but the sun wore me out so there was no posts yesterday. Let’s see how today goes.

25 Sep

Thought of the Morning

“They say marriage is made in heaven. Well, so is thunder and lightning” – Clint Eastwood.

24 Sep

Teach ’em Right!

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving […]

24 Sep

The Friday Flavour™

Borscht 2 large and 3 small beets (the small beets provide a rich colour while the larger beets are tastier) 1 – 2 onions 2 large or 3 medium potatoes 2 carrots 1 red pepper 2 tomatoes 1 stick celery 1/2 cabbage 1 TB salt 1/2 TB black pepper 5 TB tomato paste fresh dill […]

24 Sep

The “Whys” Of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR […]

24 Sep

Who says men aren’t senstive?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears: hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the […]

24 Sep

I live!

McAfee gave us a patch to control the virus outbreak at work. Do you know wha tit’s like to run around to 220 machines taking care of this crap? LOL. More posts in a minute.

23 Sep

Final Thought

A bit shocking. Hope the FCC doesn’t fine me.

23 Sep

In The Year 1994

Over at “Wake Me On Judgment Day” Dave stole a topic that is interesting. If you could go back and talk to your 25 year old self, what would you say? 1. Get OUT of that relationship. NOW. Not tomorrow. It’s for your own good. 2. You’ll be buying a house in a few years. […]

23 Sep

Drink O The Day™

Silent Broadsider 1 1/2 oz Light Rum 1/2 oz Anisette 1/2 oz Lemon Juice 1/2 tsp Grenadine In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

23 Sep

Password

If you wish to read the “rant” I wrote on grief, email me for the password at silverblue-at-cox dotnet

23 Sep

Protected: Grief.

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

23 Sep

Some of you may know

that the Holy Union that I had started to plan earler this year basically withered and died. One person didn’t know, however, and I received a package in the mail today from this person (who has, unfortuantely, to remain unnamed). They didn’t know it was called off. I guess, now, however, I have to sit […]

23 Sep

Evening Humour

Courtesty of DMA1 A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, “Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month.” The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.” Soon after, another man […]

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