Ramblings of Silver Blue

are on a more even kilter. It’s Thursday morning… I got tired last night and therefore no final entry to the blog. I couldn’t have been funny if I’d tried. Here, however, is something that made me chuckle. A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and [...]

Seems that the Spammers have found this site as well (knew it was going to happen) so, instead of turning comment moderation on (which may still happen in the near future), I’ve disabled comments for posts over 14 days old. After all, if you haven’t posted a witty remark to something I wrote in that [...]

Stolen shamelessly from Dave. 1. Your name spelled backwards. Nhoj. 2. Where were your parents born? Huntington, WV and Lick Fork, KY (yes, Lick Fork). 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Norton Antivirus. 4. What’s your favorite restaurant? Ruth’s Chris Steak House 5. Last time you swam in a pool? [...]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at [...]

Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a “dream home”. Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. “Joel,” she [...]

42 Flying Mules 1 oz 42 Below Vodka 1 oz Sake 1 dash Lemon Juice 4 oz Ginger Beer 1/2 Lime 1 sliced Cayenne Pepper Slice the half lime into 4 seperate wedges. Muddle the wedges and chili with a dash of lemon juice, and transfer to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add [...]

Boy, hasn’t my blog just turned into a bitchfest? I’ve learned a number of things over the past couple days: (1) Readership is down because I dismantled almost all of the old blog. What does that mean to you? Not a whole heck of a lot, but for those who never updated their bookmarks, and [...]

Impossible. But funny. This. (Linked from here.)

…Hampton Roads style. I can feel the barometric pressure this morning, working it’s giles on my sinuses. Yuk. I’m sitting here, in front of ye ol PC, trying to decide if I want to push myself to go in to work, or if I want to dive back beneath the coverlet, where tis warm and [...]

no, I’m not talking about doing the “time warp”. Just that only blogging in the evening (and early morning) has send my readership back into the crapper again. Oh well. Maybe it’s time to quit pretending that I can blog?

Nite!

Thanks to DiamondLil for passing this on!!!! There once was an Indian whose given name was “Onestone”, so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, “If anyone calls me Onestone again I [...]

Dead Man Walking 1/2 oz Absinthe 1/2 oz Goldschlager Pour both ingredients, in equal parts, into a shot glass, and shoot.

has sucked. My life isn’t as bad as some of my friends (why do we feel the need to compare as if to say “my agony is greater, therefore I WIN!”) — after all, I’ve got a friend who has resigned their job (and their blog as well), another friend who, I discovered this evening, [...]

So, here I am at work today, and this GEEK drops by my door. I’m hard at work (in fact, I spent the last three hours of the day working on a machine that, for whatever reason, would get an IP address and let me out on the Internet, but would not, for the love [...]

I’d say in a Nutshell, but that’d be selling crap short. Why do people go on vacation and forget to retreive their brains before they return? Why do people think I control Computing Services and, just because they made a change to something and didn’t alert your widdle self to it? That’s fine that you’re [...]

ABBA sings it best.

The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. “Now listen, Luke,” the doctor advised, “you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care.” “Well, I do the best I can, [...]

Nite!

The revised Lord’s Prayer as sent by The Reverend Kenneth Scott of Thornhill, Ontario to the Toronto _Globe_&_Mail_ and there published Saturday, 15 November 1986 on p. D7. Our universal chairperson in outer space your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale may your sphere of influence take on reality parameters may [...]

…sound like? Well, I made a CD bascially to celebrate freindship; to celebrate life. Here’s the result: 1. Flawless – The Ones* 2. Ordinary Day – Matt Bianco* 3. Dancing Nowhere – Stacey Q 4. Dead Disco (Kylie Kills Mix) – Metric* 5. No Better – Kylie Minogue* 6. T*ts On The Radio – Scissor [...]

Cadillac Margarita 1 1/2 oz Tequila 1 oz Grand Marnier 1/4 oz fresh Lime Juice Shake 100% blue agava tequila with grand marnier and lime juice, and strain into a chilled salt-rimmed cocktail glass. Serve.

Shameless stolen from Enya… “A Day Without Rain.” SO much happened today .. the first day of “hell week”. Traffic, which is almost never backed up on Mondays was hellatious. I was going to blog about this and that… there were so many crazy people at work today who, for various reasons, should not be [...]

This is Silver Blue…Bon Appetit.

the blog. Oh, don’t worry, I’m still going to be posting, but not as frequently. Life is taking a front seat, and I don’t plan on spending as much time behind the computer as I had in days past. Besides, another one of my friends may be losing their job because of their weblog. As [...]