Ramblings of Silver Blue

California Root Beer 1 oz Kahlua Coffee Liqueur 1 oz Galliano 2 oz Club Soda 1 oz Cola 1 splash Beer Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes, and shake well. Strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes, and serve.

(an oldie, somewhat updated) A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of lovemaking: Father: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the sexact, even if you are doing the same [...]

“We’re going to be late.” Really means… “Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.” “Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard.” Really means….”I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.” “That’s interesting, dear.” Really means… “Are you still talking?” “Honey, we don’t need material things to prove our love.” [...]

being open to thinking about things? First, there was the entire debacle of “The Passion of The Christ”. Now it’s Michael Moore’s mockumentary “Farrenheit 9/11″. I don’t particularly care if it’s true or not (face it, it’s easy to take things out of context and from several different sources and make it mean anything you [...]

So what do I read? Oh. My. GOD. (Drink alert in effect. No, Seriously. Don’t say you weren’t warned!)

I put up sound clips of songs that I like, and occasionally (and very rarely) will I ever put up an entire song, then, I do so in such a way that it’s NOT a CD quality version. My philosophy is simple: I buy the music (from lots of different places: local stores, ebay, etc), [...]

And now we know why bottled water tastes like spring water. LOL. Nite!

a different kind. Susie, Mistress of Film, gives us her top 20 Kirk Douglas films. Tink gets exhausted from all-day shopping adventures. LeeAnn disucsses birthmarks and things that make you go Hmmm. Roxette Bunny™ shows some of the clients she has to deal with on a daily basis. Dave finds religion again. I hear his [...]

Leroy is an 18 year old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system. One day Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what Leroy did. 1. HOTEL – I gave my girlfriend da crabs [...]

Before dinner yesterday, we stopped at Haynes and ordered the curio cabinet to hold the Cherished Teddies that have been purchased. It’s strange. I actaully liked this cabinet from the moment we saw it. That normally never happens.

Yesterday was a strange, wet, and interesting day. We started out going to Becky’s Hallmark in Willow Oaks in Hampton, but they didn’t have any Cherished Teddies. The Manager, a wonderful woman named “Lu”, suggested we go to a store that used to be in Newmarket North (do a blog search for “Dead Malls” for [...]

So much left to do, but we all shopped until we dropped. The good news is the curio cabinet will be in soon. YAY!

…reduce world population. Don’t be a sperm or egg donor, or it will end up costing you. What’s with “donations” these days anyway? That’s a rant for another time. Sperm donor must pay child support Friday, July 23, 2004 Posted: 8:58 PM EDT (0058 GMT)

(found at The Tombstone Generator, via The Presurfer) (From LeeAnn)

Here are three urban legends. They’re here to make you think. A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally [...]

My life is rated NC-17.What is your life rated? (Stolen from Dawn, Dave, LeeAnn, etc. Since I can’t remember where I saw it first, no one gets the link. LOL)

When you tell the wife you’re going to go fishing, GO FISHING. OR end up like this guy:

The review says: Patience (Catwoman, played by Halle Berry), we are told, is a meek and lonely graphic designer at a cosmetics company who toils under the tyrannical rule of George Hedare (Lambert Wilson) and his aging supermodel wife, Laurel (Sharon Stone). She has a fantastically bohemian loft and a funky sense of style, but [...]

Red-headed Stepchild 1 oz DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker Schnapps 1 oz Jagermeister 3 – 4 oz Minute Maid Fruit Punch Shake ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Pour into a chilled whiskey sour glass, and serve.

Well, seems that Andrea Yates has gove over the edge. Reports CNN: HOUSTON (AP) – Andrea Yates, serving a life sentence for drowning her children in a bathtub, asked her husband why he didn’t bring them to visit her in prison last weekend, her attorney said Wednesday. “She thought the kids were still alive,” attorney [...]

Old Fashioned Walnut Rocky Road Ingredients: 8″x 8″ Baking Pan 20 oz Ghirardelli Candy Making and Dipping Bar ( double chocolate ) 15 large Marshmallows (quartered) 1/2 C Chopped Walnuts Preparation: Lightly spray baking pan with non-stick spray. Layer bottom of pan with one third of the melted chocolate. Line pan with marshmallows and pour [...]

Top Ten Signs His Relationship Is On The Rocks 10. Her term of affection for him is “You Bastard.” 9. She shaves his eyebrows off while he’s asleep. 8. She rushes to answer the phone each time it rings, and puts it down with a hushed, “I can’t talk now… I’ll call you later.” 7. [...]

Nite!

Q: What’s the difference between a Republican and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. Q: What’s the difference between a Republican and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a [...]