Ramblings of Silver Blue


Archive for July, 2004

29 Jul

Depending

on if internet connectivity has improved, I may be out of touch until Sunday. If that’s the case, then Roxette Bunny™ and I both will see you then….if not…. we’ll talk to you from Ohio!

28 Jul

Cows & Politics

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has […]

28 Jul

Let’s hear it for the Geeks!

(From WAVY.com) You may have heard the word “metrosexual” used to describe cultured and fashionable males in this country, but now there's a new trend, and of course, a new word. It's no longer about looking good or being rich, it's about becoming a “technosexual.” “Geek is the new chic,” says self-described technosexual Ricky Montalvo. […]

28 Jul

I wonder what

the forecast is for today. Oh look. Rain. Surprise!

28 Jul

Drink O The Day™

Liquid Cocaine 1/2 oz Bacardi 151 Proof Rum 1/2 oz Goldschlager 1/2 oz Jagermeister Pour ingredients as listed above into a large shot glass and shoot.

28 Jul

Morning Humour

This should put you off food for a while. Guess it’s not a place if you want to have your cake and ass and eat them too.

28 Jul

Men are pigs?

No. Men HAVE pigs. Some guys are just not to be messed with. Man Puts Pigs in Yard Over Zoning Request PACE, Fla. (AP) – When neighbors raised a stink over Scott Teston’s request to change his property’s zoning from agriculture to business, he responded with a bigger one – he put 17 pigs in […]

27 Jul

Final Thought

Well…with all the rain we have been having…

27 Jul

Alligators…

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I cain’t unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.” “Well,” said the big […]

27 Jul

A Rant

This has been on my mind for several years, and I’ve just never put pen to paper (or keyboard to screen) to get it out. What is up with politicians and mud-slinging? Why is it that candidates feel the need to go “yes, I may be evil, but look at my opponent! They’re even MORE […]

27 Jul

Hell’s Half-Acre

It’s been a year since I’ve cut the grass here on Hell’s Half Acre…. but since the lawn care service seems to have skipped me, it took almost 3 hours (well, in all fairness, the grass was wet, and hadn’t been cut in almost a month)… but I found I’m not the young man I […]

27 Jul

In Honor of the Cheesemistress

We present the following newsflash! Cheesy, nude Monn arrested MARYVILLE, Tennessee (AP) — Michael P. Monn’s birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese. Monn was detained early Sunday as he ran toward a Jeep in the parking lot outside a swimming pool snack bar. […]

27 Jul

Ok, here’s the quiz

10 Questions. All True/False. Your assignment: Tell which is true and which is false. 1. I think more of European Music than I do of American music, as my CD collection will attest. 2. I’m a registered Thespian, and in high school had 23 parts in the play we were performing. 3. When I was […]

27 Jul

It’s Rare…

…but occasionally, I am left speechless. The epitome of the perfect post. You go Michelle!

27 Jul

That’s A Mouthful!

People from New York and Ohio come to Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub for a pretty big hamburger: 6 pounds of beef, one large onion, two whole tomatoes, a half a head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some […]

27 Jul

What a load of crap.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. GET. THE. HELL. OUT. OF. THE. BEDROOM., GOVERNMENT. It has no place saying whose name is whose, especially if the courts say the person’s name is what he claims it to be already. Bunch of frickin’ bureaucrats are causing difficulty in lives (especially since the Social […]

27 Jul

Drink O The Day™

Red Death 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Southern Comfort 1/2 oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur 1/2 oz Triple Sec 1/2 oz Sloe Gin 1/2 oz Lime Juice Orange Juice Pour all ingredients (except orange juice) into an ice-filled collins glass. Fill with orange juice, and serve.

27 Jul

How safe is…

…air transportation? As some of you know, it’s time for my annual trek back to Ohio to visit my remaining Grandmother. I then drive back with Mom. But how safe is air travel? I’ve seen this happen too many times… even though I didn’t take this photo. Really makes you feel safe, doesn’t it?

27 Jul

Just good common sense

I’m no fan of John Kerry, but I’m certainly not voting for Bush. Why? Read on. Carter calls on Americans to repudiate ‘extremist doctrines’

27 Jul

Limp Tuesday

It’s beginning to feel like Summer 2003 all over again. What with all this rain. Rain. RAIN. Can someone bring the sun back for a while and dry us up a bit? I’m getting ready to send out a dove from the second floor window….

26 Jul

Final Thought

Nite!

26 Jul

Now I Know

….how Mariah Carey, Michael Bolton, Madonna, Paul McCartney, Whitney Houston, George Michael, etc. must feel. When your salad days have been eaten away. I used to get 300 hits on a Monday. Now, I get 89. I’m not complaining (ok, well, maybe I am a little bit 😳 ) because I’m still writing what I […]

26 Jul

Have we become a…

…populace of losers, miscreants, and creeps? As Tink mentioned in her blog a while back, she wanted to volunteer for a position, and literally had to fill out an application (address, job, how long on the job, etc. etc) in order to even be considered to be a volunteer. This wasn’t a position to be […]

26 Jul

You knew it was going to happen

First Ellen. Then Will & Grace. Then Queer as Folk, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, Boy Meets Boy…. and now…. Gay all Day. “Logo”, the first television network in the U.S. aimed at gays and lesbians.

26 Jul

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