Ramblings of Silver Blue

Archive for June 23rd, 2004

23 Jun

No Final Thought

Sorry guys. I’m just not feeling it this evening. I did get to speak to my Grandmother on the phone, and tell her how much I love her, and she knows it’s the truth, but we both know that it’s probably the last time she and I will speak. Revog sent me something, however, that […]

23 Jun

Prayers, Please

For my Grandmother, Dorothy Elizabeth Barker, who will be discharged from the hospital to hospice care on Friday so that she may be made comfortable for her final journey home. The doctors are predicting 48 hours after discharge that she’ll pass over to God’s infinite love and care. I love you, Ma-Maw. You’ve touched my […]

23 Jun

Answering Machine

Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital. . . “Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline…” If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are […]

23 Jun

Stop & Think

I was interviewing a jeweler for a story I was writing on giving new life to old jewelry, and I asked him to tell me about his most memorable client. “It was a divorced woman who had me make a pair of earrings from her inscribed wedding band,” he remembered. “One earring read, ‘with all,’ […]

23 Jun

Longing for Times of Yore

Ever crave your old Atari 2600, 5200, Intellivision, ColecoVision, NES? Everything old is new again.

23 Jun

Sick Humour

via Dad

23 Jun

More Shameless Stealing

(Stolen from Ozguru) In a world with justice, the following might have actually happened: “Brussels police department, how may I assist you?” “Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie.” “Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?” “No” “Well, let me get a little information about you […]

23 Jun

Stolen Laugh

Taken directly from Roxette Bunny™ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

23 Jun

What happened?

For the most part, AFI got it right. I watched the 100 best songs of the the movies of the past 100 years. Spoiler: #1 was Over The Rainbow. Garland had 5 on the list. Streisand had 4. I remember Minelli having 2, and i think Andrews (Julie) had 4. You can find the full […]

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