Ramblings of Silver Blue

….madness takes it’s toll* I’m worried about my dad. You see, in 2000, he underwent a quintuple bypass after having a heart attack. He had his last cigarette the day before, after smoking for 30 some odd years. Now, four years later, the doctors have given him a clean bill of health regarding his heart. [...]

An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The next patron to [...]

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So I just thought I would write to let them know what an American is, so [...]

My Grandma, Dad’s mom, is not expected to live beyond today, due to heart failure and the her body shutting down. Keep us in your prayers, please.

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain’t no way you’re going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age [...]