Ramblings of Silver Blue

Archive for June 11th, 2004

11 Jun

You’re FIRED.

Tink, PoloRandy and I all went to Ryan’s Family Steak/Buffet House this evening, and there was this, uhm, woman manning the “steak” bar who was the rudest thing this side of Rude Dog. She was so rude and inconsiderate that several customers (and their families) started complaining quite loudly about her and how she would […]

11 Jun

Sometimes, It’s Hard

to realize that life doesn’t stop because your world falls apart. “For My Broken Heart” Recorded by Reba McEntire There were no angry words at all As we carried boxes down the hall One by one we put them in your car Nothing much for us to say One last goodbye and you drove away […]

11 Jun

Post-Lunch Humour

You just won’t believe this. Just when you lost faith in human kindness: Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the […]

11 Jun

I Wanna Be Around

…to pick up the pices when somebody breaks your heart* How long should it take to defrag a hard drive? It’s an 80 gig, I’ve only got 34 gig on it, and it’s been defragging since 8:30. It’s now almost 2. Damn, it’s slooooooooooooooow! I’ve been doing a lot of reading today, so I think […]

11 Jun

And we wonder

what is wrong with children today. No discipline. No respect for authority. Personally, I cheer this teacher, and am sorry she was suspended for doing what needed to be done in the first place. Obviously the child has issues — he’s in a foster home, and if he’s behaving this way repeatedly, then maybe they […]

11 Jun

Men Never Listen

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said,” You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.” He did what he […]

11 Jun

The Friday Flavour™

I was priviledged enough to have a shooter some time ago that was called “Yellow Cake With Chocolate Icing”. The actual recipe follows: Chocolate Cake Shooter 1/2 shot Absolut Citron 1/2 shot Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur 1 Lemon wedge rolled in granulated sugar Mix equal parts Absolut Citron and Frangelico into a shot glass. Drink the […]

11 Jun

If I hadn’t read it

…with my own eyes, I’d say it coudln’t have happened. But there are pictures. Or drawings. Or something. Read THE DRAG QUEEN TRAFFIC MISHAP.

11 Jun

Oh hell.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very High Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate Level 2 (Lustful) High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low Level 6 […]

11 Jun

Away with…

…your PC! Client came to me yesterday complaining they couldn’t open a WPD file because they did not have Corel Word Perfect installed on their machine. I gave them the site license form to have authorized so I could install. Swung by this morning, since I hadn’t received it back…and already loaded on their machine […]

11 Jun

I Wish For A Return

…of The Bear. Two reasons: I could get my Alliance URL & Ecosystem URL changed, AND, he could get rid of the top 3 “Higher Beings”. Sorry, the New York Times and Washington Post are not blogs. The #3 “blog”, “Latter-Day Blogs” isn’t a blog at all, but a web ring. Come back, Bear. We […]

11 Jun

Friday Morning Humour

What REAL women do with duct tape:

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