Ramblings of Silver Blue

Archive for June 9th, 2004

09 Jun

Rant (and Roar)

Tink stayed home sick today; something that I wish I could have done, but no…. I had to come into work and deal with Halitosis Dude. I’m not kidding. He could stop a skunk at 20 paces. But, his computer is in, his printer is in, and if he asks me one more damn time […]

09 Jun

I now know that

I am the saddest of the sad. It’s 3:22, and I just finished having lunch. What was it? First, let me state that it’s 79.5 degrees in my office, WITH THE FAN ON HIGH. I had a cup of ice water and a package of strawberries n cream oatmeal, eaten dry out of the package. […]

09 Jun

Early Afternoon Humour

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave […]

09 Jun

Lunchtime Humour

Two Prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.” One […]

09 Jun

When Birds Go Bad

Seems that some parrots have built a nest that caused a fire. For safely reasons, a person who’s house it’s in front of wants the nest to go. What does a neighbor thing? “Oh, fiddledee dee,” Eunice “Cookie” Pittman , a neighbor who has lived in her house for 63 years , said of such […]

09 Jun

Six. Cars.

And I. MUST. NOT. KILL. ANYONE. Today started off with a car breaking down at the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel (HRBT). Then, because people weren’t paying attention, there was a five car accident, And it took me an hour and a half to get to work. And asshats were trying to jump line in front […]

09 Jun

Morning Humour

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty. The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan & didn’t I marry ye &yer husband 2 years ago? ” She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.” The Father asked, “And be there any wee […]

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