Ramblings of Silver Blue


02 Jun

Blogging for the Hateful

The Alliance of Free Blogs wants to know what a blog entry from a terrorist would look like:

2.6.04

My plan is working perfectly. First, destroy the morale of American Citizens by interrupting the voting on American Idol (which are nether, by the way), then by forcing them all to be glued to the screen as Michael Jackson undergoes trial. During these newscasts, I have implanted subliminal messages which will cause each of them to set fire to their own properties, stand on their lawns, and laugh maniacally. This way, scum lose all their possessions, and I don’t have to worry about becoming Scott Peterson or Martha Stewart’s Prison Bitch.

– Bill Gates.

One Response to “Blogging for the Hateful”

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    The Alliance Says:

    Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Terrorist Blog Entries
    Believe it or not, there IS something more pathetic than a 40-year-old virgin living in his parents’ basement. That’s a 40-year-old virgin living in his parents’ basement who blogs. And right below that on the pathetic list is a terrorist

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