Ramblings of Silver Blue


Archive for May 26th, 2004

26 May

Final Thought

Cosmo says: Nite!

26 May

When the rain begins to fall

…I’ll be the sunshine in your life* Outside, Mother Nature is putting on a light show for Roxette Bunny™ — you know what I mean. Thunder is beginning to roll in the distance, and, while it’s currently 80 degrees outside, that can drop to the 60s in a heartbeat. While Miss Bunny is looking forward […]

26 May

Evening Humour

There was a “Husband Shopping Center”, where women could go to choose from among many men, for their husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a […]

26 May

Guess It’s Time

for me to just become a druggie. I have received 43 spam emails today trying to sell me Vicodin, V1cad1n, and every other possible spelling of it. Do I appear to be a junkie? Am I in that much pain? Actually, I’m not in so much pain that a good bottole of merlot couldn’t help. […]

26 May

Go Away

Why don’t you just go away? John Ashcroft, barking moonbat of the Axis of Evil Bush Cabinet needs to keep his trap shut. The courts have ruled against him with this edict against Oregon’s Assisted Suicide Law. The people have spoken. The courts have spoken. Now, f*ck off. I can see your ass going to […]

26 May

This is not me

CNN reports: Doctors in Kentucky have begun preparing a document to be submitted to an ethics panel at the University of Louisville School of Medicine seeking permission to perform a face transplant, the lead researcher in the endeavor told CNN. “We are in the process of doing that,” Dr. John Barker, director of plastic surgery […]

26 May

Words Escape Me

But not Paul. He knows JUST what to say. (R-Rated for language) Have to admit, I feel that way most of my waking hours.

26 May

Attack of the Vanishing Blog

Yeah, Yeah. I’m still learning. In putting the “Last 10 Posts” over there –> (Ok, it actually says “Recent Posts”) I managed to error out my index.php file a couple times, delivering a nice, white, blank screen. But hey, I’m learning, right? If we never made mistakes, how could we learn?

26 May

Mess Going Through My Head

why is it that people who are relatively good, and who try to do the right thing for other people are the ones who always get shit on? I’m not mentioning names because I don’t want anyone to get in trouble, but take SlackerDude who used to work for CHK. Look. They busted you for […]

26 May

A headache

That won’t frickin’ go away! GRR! Anyway, they came and went like most men. They didn’t say much, did their job and left. No, I’m not talking about the men in Paris Hilton’s videos, I’m talking about the Lawn Service guys. Unfortuantely, I should call them by their real names: Trolls with Machines. I’m sorry, […]

26 May

Intelligence

I have to hand it, with applause, to Fritz who posted a comment to my post about “Keep The Government OUT of the Bedroom”. No one wants violence. What is such a “moral” issue of allowing two people, of legal age, who are in love, to marry? Or to enter into contracts together? The Commonwealth […]

26 May

Neat, Nifty Changes

to the blog. You all know, from the previous post, that IE and AOL don’t display everything accurately. We’ve known this for years. FireFox (the Mozilla browser, which is what Netscape used to be based on), and Opera are far superior browsers, IMHO. Anyway, I’ve been awake for a little bit, waiting for the medication […]

26 May

I really, REALLY hate IE

I’ve got five browsers on my PC: IE 6, AOL 9, Netscape 7.1, FireFox 0.8, and Opera 7. Why is it that this post displays the pullquote in 3 of the 5? Which two don’t work, you ask? Of course, it’s IE, and AOL, who own Netscape, but insist on using IE. The pull quotes […]

26 May

Something you never knew

and probably even didn’t care about. This blog contains: 3074 Posts 2379 Comments (including trackbacks) 258 Comment Posters 441,188 Words Wow. Almost half a million words in a year. That’s a lot of bullshit for me to spew, don’t you think?

26 May

Ok, now I’m confused

Which takes more than a little doing. I was dead asleep. (Told you I’m not feeling well today.) Phone rings. Person asks for me, via my real first name (what the “F.” stands for) Says he was calling for a reference on a Michael Sanders. he and his wife, Lillian lived on Old Buckroe Road. […]

26 May

It’s All About Me

Shamelessly stolen from LeeAnn. It’s all about me, baby. Ten Layers Of Me (as in 10 layers of an Onion) LAYER ONE — Name: John — Birth date: May 21 — Birthplace: Portsmouth, VA — Current Location: Hampton, VA — Eye Color: Brown — Hair Color: natural: gray; dyed: dark brown — Height: 6′ — […]

26 May

What makes a perfect day?

This was forwarded by MsPeg THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents – expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work […]

26 May

Monring Humour

Thanks to Moonglow for this one. One day while he was at the track betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 3rd race. Lo and behold, that horse – a […]

26 May

Keep the Government

OUT of the bedroom. Ok, so Virginia doesn’t want gays to get married. But they’ve crossed the line with the new law, which is an amendment to the state’s 1997 Affirmation of Marriage Act, prohibiting gay marriages. The amendment extends that ban to civil unions, partnership contracts and other “arrangements between persons of the same […]

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