Archive for May 25th, 2004
Merciful heavens…it’s a BOJANGLE’S NIGHT! (Actually, it was going to be subs, but since it’s Super Tuesday, it means I got a great deal). 12 pieces of hot cajun beak 6 biscuits 3 large sides 1/2 gallon iced tea $12.99 Life doesn’t get much better than that.
Ok, here’s something to think about. I make 33K a year working for CHK. I work 40 hours a week. There are 7 days in a week, 24 hours in a day, correct? that means there are 168 hours in a week. Minus the 40 hours I work for CHK (plus the hour unpaide lunch) […]
…gotten under my skin. Especially on a day like today. Take the slacker who, just because they decided to spawn, takes every opportunity to take time off from work. What about the other people around here? What if we were gone as much as you were? Heck, we’d have to shut down, wouldn’t we? (Of […]
It is the year 2004 and Noah lives in the United States. The Lord speaks to Noah and says, “In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of […]
In the prime of her career, a world famous painter started to lose her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she […]
It’s hot. Almost 90 degrees outside, not counting what the humidity is doing. I feel like I’m melting! Meanwhile, PoloRandy has got it in his head that we should take a brief holiday to Coco Beach Florida (or however the hell you spell it). That’s nice and such, but with trying to get stuff done […]
Breasts, Penises, and Homes have is common? They are the TOP three subjects of Spam that I’ve received over the last 24 hours. I’ve offers to increase (and 1 to decrease) my breast size, numerous offers to add at least 3″, AND keep it up all night, and 36 (yes, 36!) confirmations that my mortgage […]
I laid off posting the “Top 10″ of the songs that I listen to because it seemed (at least to me) that no one was interested. From looking at the logs, I can tell that that’s basically true. My question is this. The post is here. Please let me know what you think of some […]
should be written, and it should be called “The System, And How To Take Advantage Of It”. There’s a certain employee, we’ll call them OTPC (short for On The Phone Constantly) who, no matter what hour or time of day, is on a personal phone call. Either that, or one of their children is sick […]
One of my blog friends, Dawn, his having her 30th 27th birthday today. Go and wish her a happy one! Personal note to Dawn: May your coming year be filled with lots of joy and a lot less Demure™!
When Cats Attack! is a new addition to my blogroll — Michelle’s already added been nice enough to add me to her blog roll, and hey…. she’s witty, so go check it out!