…for some reason, two days out from my birthday, the meaning of Lee Ann Womack’s “I Hope You Dance” really hits home. I give you the lyrics, just in case they may touch you as well… I hope you never lose your sense of wonder Get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger [...]
Archive for May 19th, 2004
(They won’t run away, and they don’t eat much, either!) Nite!
From Dr. Bob Moorehead The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less [...]
Michele correctly states it’s not the end of the world. Unfortunately, visitors had to be asshats, so she closed comments and deleted those left. Don’t people have anything better to do than be angry, bitter, and spread hatred? I mean, come on. BE HAPPY FOR PEOPLE FOR ONCE, DAMMIT. Oh, that’s right. Misery loves company. [...]
But a post from notGeorge showed me that there ARE people more stupid than my own clients. Childless couple told to try sex A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless – they weren’t having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek [...]
OK, how would you like to work in this kind of environment? At work, we placed an order for six (6) new computers on April 2, 2004. Specifications, Eqoutes, the whole nine yards. Today’s what, May 19? Purchasing still hasn’t ordered them. They have one person in charge of ordering technology and approving it, and, [...]
The East Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who [...]
Check out the job description. Hat tip to Moonglow MOM – Job Description JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts [...]
When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either. – Leo Burnett
Well, at least in Indiana, where they have instituted a dress code policy — guess too many nude visitors were showing up. The article is here. Memorable quote: …seeing the nearly bare women can…cause tension among the inmates. …prisoners have been without female companionship for a while and says that sort of excitement isn’t good [...]
You know, one of the things that’s getting on my nerves is that I’ve been going to bed at reasonable hours, I’ve even been sleeping, but not resting. How the heck can that be? How can one “sleep” but not “rest”? The house is cool, the room is dark, there’s just enough white noise so [...]
Air your teeth. The CheeseMistress of Chaos owes me a couple screen wipes now to clean up. Go. Read. Laugh. Feel Better.
one good thing about changing weblog software is that it can force you to learn new and (sometimes) interesting material. By WordPress using PHP & CSS, I’m being pushed into learning new stuff on dynamic websites that I never knew before and wouldn’t have actively sought out on my own.
This morning’s groaner humour brought to you by Tink Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Caffeine is my shepherd, I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures, it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz, It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for it’s name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no [...]