Ramblings of Silver Blue

16 Apr

The Top 8 Signs Your Professor Hates the Job

Thanks to Tink for passing this on.

8> Her remarks on your papers look to be written in blood, and they all consist of hexes and curses.

7> His prime teaching tool in “The History of the Cold War” is the episode of “South Park” where Cartman dressed as Hitler for Halloween.

6> In your Creative Dance class, the morning exercise is a half-hour of dancing to “Take This Job and Shove It.”

5> He lets his pet parrot teach class.

4> Your last three writing assignments were filling out job applications for her.

3> He’s leading the list of people who cut his class.

2> The drinking? Not necessarily.
The hookers? Maybe.
In class? Uh-oh.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Professor Hates the Job…

1> She can’t really have PMS every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

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His lecture consists of three words: “Just screw it.”

Normal person’s morning drink: Coffee.
Her morning drink: V-8, Everclear and rat poison.

He concludes each sentence of his lectures with “Yadda, yadda, yadda.”

She shows up drunker than the majority of the students.

He fills time practicing noose-making while proctoring exams.

Signs of a good professor: Greets his students with salutations.
Signs of a professor who hates his job: Greets his students with a loaded revolver.

The license plate on her Volvo reads, “DEAN-SUX.”

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