Ramblings of Silver Blue


Archive for March 31st, 2004

31 Mar

Final Thought

I’m going to bed. Here’s something that Bill C. keeps hidden in his diary. Nite.

31 Mar

Freedom

…..is the freedom to say 2 + 2 = 4. If that is granted, all else follows. Revog posts a good diatribe on web logs and losing personal freedoms. Check it out. Well thought out, pertinent, and timely.

31 Mar

NEWSFLASH!

WASHINGTON, DC In a disturbing development with far-reaching implications for the US economy, illegal US immigrants from Mexico are sneaking over the border seeking US jobs that have been outsourced to Mexico. “We’re bleeding undocumented workers,” said Gil Niedermeyer, president of the National Association of Low Wage Payers. “We need to start doing something […]

31 Mar

Anyone hear an explosion?

Tink, Peg & I ate at a local mexican restaurant, and by the time we got back to the office, all three of us ended up sick. Hmm….guess what they say about Mexican food may be ture, though I’d hate to think that about this place…it has been awesome up to now. Anyways, that’s why […]

31 Mar

Laughter is good for the soul

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: “That is nothing, […]

31 Mar

Office Procedures

It has been brought to the attention of this office that many employees have been dying while on duty for apparently no good reason. Further, some employees are refusing to fall over after they are dead. This, in some cases, has resulted in unearned overtime payments which do not fit into our company program. Ettective […]

31 Mar

Wednesday Humour

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So, one night, while they were in the middle of […]

31 Mar

Someone’s Got Too Much

time on their hands. (Do a search for Stephen Hawking). Two of my all time favouirtes, however were this one and this. Tink laughed herself silly at this one. I sense someone getting added to “New on the Blue….” R_E_A_L soon!

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