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Archive for March 19th, 2004

19 Mar

Final Thought

Nite! (I’m having my brandy, right now, and DAMN if it ain’t awesome)

19 Mar

Shoulders, Backs must be

COVERED. They’re EVIL AND SINFUL, I tell you. EVIL! SINFUL! If you have tem (shoulders or a back) YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!

19 Mar

Some Late Friday Link-Luv™

First, and most importantly, Fritz is under attack by the Discovery Channel. That does it. No more of their banal shit will be shown on my screen. Your advertisers lose becuase you can’t take parody in its true sense. PunchBuggy gives a rant on what a Pastor sees as wrong in religion today. I’m the […]

19 Mar

Five Minute Story

Idea from here. What the hell? It has been one heck of a day at work. How much more could be expected from me? The IT guy they fired/didn’t fire/who resigned/didn’t resign really screwed things up before he left. We told him, time and again: when you configure a new machine out of the box, […]

19 Mar

Evening Humour

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious […]

19 Mar

Of all the foods

…in the world, WHO THE HELL invented a fish taco? Leaving aside the obligatory sexual jokes, the only thing I can think of is that someone was a cheap bastard and had a lot of fish. Rachel Ray is making Fish Tacos this afternoon. Why? Why ruin a perfectly good taco with halibut? THen she […]

19 Mar

I Made It Through The Day

And didn’t have to kill anyone. Which is good, because I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. LOL. How was everyone else’s Friday? Why don’t you tell me? 🙂

19 Mar

Beware of Threats!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle […]

19 Mar

It Is All In The Way You Look At It

Thanks to DMA1 for this: One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. […]

19 Mar

Day of the living troll

More buttnuggets leaving spam comments: IP: 64.57.64.43 Same email: email@test.com This time trying to push hustlers. Damn I wish we could ban email addresses as well. Blacklist works well, but there’s more that needs to be done.

19 Mar

How Evil Glenn Spent St. Paddy’s Day

He spent it in search of the elusive Leprudog. Maker of the special smoothie. Here’s the only known photo of the dog, often claimed to be a hoax:

19 Mar

The Friday Flavour™

From www.copykat.com, the Steak n Shake 5 Way Chili, which is awesome: Ingredients: 2 lb. Lean Ground Chuck (coarsely ground) 1 + 1/2 C. onion (diced) 1 tsp. celery salt 4 (8 oz.) cans tomato sauce 1 C. Water 2 (16 oz.) cans light kidney beans (with liquid) 2 tsp. garlic powder 1 + 1/2 […]

19 Mar

And more trolls bite the dust

Latest IP: 210.81.238.18 Had crap about sexy nudes, propecia, etc. etc. etc. That’s six banned in two days. Yipee!

19 Mar

The Friday Five

If you… 1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve? BEEF. And all kinds of foods that go with it. 2. …owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell? Music, since I love it so much. 3. …wrote a book, what genre would it be? A Mystery. I love […]

19 Mar

Friday couldn’t get here

Soon enough. It’s after 8, I’ll be here until 5. Come on time, FLY baby. I’m ready for the weekend (finally, one where I don’t have anything planned!). I am SO looking forward to sleeping in. Regardless, I AM going to get my brandy this evening. The past few nights I’ve been too tired to […]

19 Mar

It’s Time To Rise and Shine

It’s Friday! Thank God! Everybody SMILE BIG now!

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