I’m going to bed. Here’s something that Bill C. keeps hidden in his diary. Nite.
Archive for March, 2004
…..is the freedom to say 2 + 2 = 4. If that is granted, all else follows. Revog posts a good diatribe on web logs and losing personal freedoms. Check it out. Well thought out, pertinent, and timely.
WASHINGTON, DC — In a disturbing development with far-reaching implications for the US economy, illegal US immigrants from Mexico are sneaking over the border seeking US jobs that have been outsourced to Mexico. “We’re bleeding undocumented workers,” said Gil Niedermeyer, president of the National Association of Low Wage Payers. “We need to start doing something […]
Tink, Peg & I ate at a local mexican restaurant, and by the time we got back to the office, all three of us ended up sick. Hmm….guess what they say about Mexican food may be ture, though I’d hate to think that about this place…it has been awesome up to now. Anyways, that’s why […]
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: “That is nothing, […]
It has been brought to the attention of this office that many employees have been dying while on duty for apparently no good reason. Further, some employees are refusing to fall over after they are dead. This, in some cases, has resulted in unearned overtime payments which do not fit into our company program. Ettective […]
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So, one night, while they were in the middle of […]
time on their hands. (Do a search for Stephen Hawking). Two of my all time favouirtes, however were this one and this. Tink laughed herself silly at this one. I sense someone getting added to “New on the Blue….” R_E_A_L soon!
I stopped today and bought “The Concert” by Barbra Streisand (from her 1994 tour) as I had the VHS years ago. Unfortunately, it’s not the same concert — this is the MGM Concert, where the other was weeks or months before. The tracklisting is basically the same, but one of my favourites, the Yentl medley […]
Gotta love their Mocha Java Alert (with added caffeine). Kosheen and I went to get her petrol and… well… ðŸ™‚
1. Can you cry under water? 2. When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping,” now I just “chunky dunk.” 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5. If […]
will be a post from me at home, I hope. ðŸ™‚ It’s leavin’ time today!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania, and he bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said […]
Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone. Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that […]
Thanks to notGeorge, a very nice Flash Presentation on “The Interview With God”. Thanks notGeorge!
Pass me some of that aspirin, please By Molly Ivins Creators Syndicate AUSTIN – How much fun can one administration have? More dead GIs. New record trade deficit. Stock market plunges. Ally in Spain goes down to defeat. The new Spanish prime minister says the occupation in Iraq is a “continuing disaster,” and he’s pulling […]
Thanks to Moonglow for making me laugh In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then, using God’s bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said: […]
Since I missed it on Friday, being sick and such, here’s a dynamic way for ribs. One of the Shenandoah Forester’s signature appetizer/snacks. Asian Inspired Cocktail Riblets Ingredients 1/2 cup orange juice 1/2 cup ketchup 1/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1/4 cup teriyaki marinade 1/4 cup honey 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 medium […]
I’ve had more visitors to my blog this month than I ever have since I started in June 2003 — more than 6,000 visitors, in fact. Just wanted to make a special post to let you know I appreciate your visits…you keep it interesting for me!
with the weather. All last week it was nice and warm and sunny and in the 70s, while this week we’ve been waking up to temps in the low 40s and it’s not getting much warmer during the day. Brrr. But, March came in like a lamb, and appears to be going out like one […]
I’m exhausted. Roxette Bunny™ wants to hop around on the web, so I’m gonna go to bed. (thanks to www.dribbleglass.com) Nite!
I swear, I will MOVE TO FRANCE if the judicial system which is going to send Martha Stewart up the creek for “illegal securities trading” allows Michael Jackson to go free with no indictment, and no jailtime. Sorry, Jacko, you had your hand in the cookie jar one too many times. After all, presuming that […]
Is “Efharisto”? Well, after some research, I’ve discovered: (1) It’s the way to say “Thank You” in Greek and (2) It was Sweden’s entry into the Eurovision contest, performed by Bosson. It’s a peppy song, I’m sorry it didn’t progress forward in competition. Fortunately, it was available for sale on ebay (my home away from […]
for must-goes. You know, Left-Overs. I don’t feel like cooking, neither does Tink. PoloRandy is headed down to Elizabeth City this evening, there’s decaf coffee brewing, life is …. good. Not much happening around in my life today, so… As promised, here’s the Tarot reading that David F. over at Sketches of Strain graciously did […]