Ramblings of Silver Blue

The definition of “blow job”: View image

So…. Bill from Idiots Inc. decided to lay loose a Suckwatch on my blog. But… no Blovilanche. Guess that means your readers aren’t up to par, Bill. Guess that means that your mission in life is complete. You’re actually the first asshole that has made me think about stopping blogging. Trolls couldn’t do it. Spammers [...]

Need to measure a freakin window and get the curtain rod for it. (It would also help if I could find the curtains that are for that window, but one thing at a time) Things are shaping up…slowly. Speaking of which, has anyone purchased “Body Language” by Kylie Mingoue yet? (It’s available as import, not [...]

Back home again, dejunking the room (man, oh, man, is charity going to have a lot to take away!). The repair man came and went. Hopefully it will work this time; otherwise it’s a more expensive repair. How does one accumulate so much stuff in such a little period of time? Yipes! Back to cleaning [...]

I’m over at the ‘rents house, waiting for the refrigerator repair man to come. Unfortunately, they don’t have broadband like I do. Which means I’m left blogging in Dial-Up hell. Now, since I’m doing all my typing in Micro$haft Woid, I don’t’ have to worry about this “wonderful, NEW” Earthlink Accelerator. The only thing I [...]

My take on Muhammad, Michael & More I haven’t weighed in with my opinion on the Muhammad verdict, the Michael fiasco or a number of other events that have been happening in the US and in the world. 1 – Muhammad. I’m glad the found him guilty. I’m glad the jury was not swayed by [...]

…tomorrow a Maurauding Marsupial. I’m hanging on the bottom rung of the Large Mammal, so…. I’ve decided that I’m going to take the Ecosystem reminder off my template so I don’t obsess over it. (I didn’t think I’d be obsessing about it, but I guess I am). More blogging to come from the ‘rents landline [...]

With all the hell we’ve taken from France, I made a call to some “friends” I have had since my days at Roswell. They said they’d take care of the problem and sent me a photo: View image Nite!

Ok, we’ve got the shelving/clothes racks for PoloRandy’s room. We’ll probably put them up tomorrow. I’ve got someone else coming to give an estimate on the roof, and also house sitting for mom and dad tomorrow so that they can get their icemaker fixed. Worked on two sets of computers, had lunch from WaWa, and [...]

This one get my vote.

Hat tip to Moonglow for passing on this one, as well as the previous A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” [...]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents [...]

I’m again sliding down the ecosphere (40 places in the last 3 days) — I know I’ve had lots of Link-Luv™ (thanks Susie, Tiger, Rob, and Candy), but I guess that I was in a real spurt of being linked there fora bit. Oh well, it’s not what the blog is about anyway. It’s all [...]

It’s been a long day. For you guys, here’s a photo of a chick with HUUUUUGE knockers. (Not work or family friendly — but enjoy!) View image

Church, Lunch, 42nd Street (it was awesome). Had dinner with Debby & Monica from New Orleans last night. Got some of PoloRandy’s furniture upstairs. He’s started unpacking. Think of this the next time you go to the store. Nite.

Thanks to The Liikeman for passing this on. Before you reach for that next drink this weekend, let this hangover chart guide you to the morning after you’re looking for! =) One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can [...]

Sorry for the immensely light blogging today. We got the final gunk over from PoloRandy’s old place. God knows, the place looks like a hurricane (Isabel) again hit the place. But tomorrow….is another day. Now aren’t you glad you don’t use this program? View image Nite!

Moonglow passed this on. Check it out.

It’s big! It’s …. it’s BIG! Nite!

The results are in! (Another oldie, but GOODIE)

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, [...]

1. List five things you’d like to accomplish by the end of the year. a. have the house back in order from where PoloRandy moved in b. have the roof totally replaced c. have the new furnace installed d. lost 10 pounds e. get my blogging under control. 2. List five people you’ve lost contact [...]

Hat tip to MsPeg and Revog for both sending them to me at the same time.

Thanks to MsPeg for this one A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike”, the cop said “did Santa bring it to you?” “Yep”, the little girl said, “he sure did!” The cop looked the bike over [...]