Archive for November, 2003
One night, an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman….She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th. floor assisted-living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on a charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything […]
Well, let’s see. Today’s wonderful stuff that you weren’t involved in: 1. Church (the service actually ran short today…guess the Spirit was moving in high speed!) 2. Lunch (thank GOD Longbranch steakhouse ia open again!) 3. Naptime (I never knew how much sleep I was missing until I collapsed this afternoon) 4. Tree decorating time! […]
Today has been the day from hell. Tink’s back, and we went and reconstructed the closet today, which has turned out to be an all-day affair. But, it appears to have worked. Reconstructed reinforced walls. PoloRandy seems to be sick. I’ve given him some meds (damn, I now know why people say that Nurses are […]
Now you know what the day has been like. Nite!
Yeah, yeah, they say the economy is in an upturn. That we’re all going to be spending more (and going further into debt, no doubt!) and such. I guess with all of that, the job market would start picking up. Even as Cleveland prepares to eliminate 700 jobs and Baltimore also eliminating 700 positions (this […]
This, my friends, is good reading.
Hat Tip to LeeAnn for finding this
(To the tune of “Get Down Tonight” by KC and the Sunshine band) Canine, let’s get together Hobo bash, me and you And do the things Ah, do the things That we like to do Oh . . . Do the robot dance, bash a hobo’s head Blend pups tonight, Blend pups tonight Do the […]
Tink’s coming back today, so I’ve got to hurry and get the stuff stored in her room out. She’s offered to sleep on the sofa, but that’s not good in my eyes. So… The dining room is now at 90%, the living room at 80%. Once I get those two rooms done, I can move […]
and that means Time for the Friday Five! 1. Do you like to shop? Why or why not? Of course! I was born under the sign: Clearance! I love to shop and find bargins. I also refuse to pay retail for anything. 2. What was the last thing you purchased? Food, actually. I did pick […]
Well, the first floor is majorly improved. Maybe I’ll be able to have this party as planned. We’ll see how it goes. Tonight’s final thought has to do with family. You know. Those relatives that you didn’t pick. Nite.
I went to the ‘rents for Thanksgiving dinner and have stuffed myself silly on turkey, stuffing (dressing, for you folks from not around here), gravy, potoatoes, deviled eggs, corn, rolls & pie. Now, I’m back home and getting ready to get back to work on things around here (not that I want to, but it’s […]
I’m getting ready to go over to the ‘rents for thanksgiving dinner. I’ve been trying to get this placed cleaned up or I’m cancelling the christmas party. There’s only so much I can take, and last night with the brackets and stuff pulling out of the wall, I’m just about at the end of what […]
Good morning everyone, and a happy turkey day to you all. Or happy ham. Or happy tofu, or whatever your eating. (Though, I’m sorry, Tofu Turkey just does NOT sound appetizing to me.) I’m contemplating the unthinkable: putting up some of my CD collection on Ebay. Why? I own, at last count, alomst 10,000 CDs. […]
You are Spearmint. You are quick-witted and sharp. You pay closeattention to details and you can tell what yourfriends are feeling. You are always the firstto understand a joke and you are valued foryour insight and advice. However, yousometimes isolate yourself from other people,afraid to share your own feelings. Most Compatible With: Cinnamon Which Tic-Tac […]
….like you just want to quit?” asked PoloRandy. “Quit what?” I asked. “Everything,” was his reply, followed by “come look”. All the brackets, shelving, etc. that we mounted last night came crashing down this evening. Everything. So now we’re back at the drawing board. I’m contemplating cancelling the Christmas party, but PoloRandy doesn’t want that […]
With the holiday and all, (and still working on the house, blogging may be a little lite for the next 36 hours. Happy Thanksgiving
then start dissecting your PC. Seems people are offended with the “master” and “slave” designations on computer equipment, that have existed for YEARS. Read the attached and shake your head at how far we’ve fallen from common sense.
Susie gave us a glimpse of her topless but that was so long ago, even the colour has drained out of the picture. Here, however, is one that was snapped before she was able to blog braless. View image
Well, for the first time since EX moved out, there finally is complete floorspace in my room. My desk, on the other hand, looks like hell. But that’s ok. I’m working in that as well. I received my copy of “A Cosmic Christmas” (actually, it was tacked on to “The Littlest Angel” cartoon.) Sitting back […]
The Top 9 Questions the Butterball Hotline Just Hates to Get 9> “What are you wearing?” 8> “What are the microwave instructions for a frozen 12-pound bird? And can you hurry? The guests arrive in an hour!” 7> “Can you explain the infield fly rule?” 6> “What do you recommend for removing tire marks from […]
Well, it seems like a few buttons were hit with the back-and-forth banter between Bill C. and myself. Just so no-one feels the immense animosity that appeared to be going on, hereís an email I sent Bill after his comment. (You DID go an read the extended portion of the post, didnít you?) Name: Bill […]
Again, not family/work friendly, but… what the heck. I owe this to you. If you like it wet, View image (Damn, now didn’t that sound like a spam ad? Or even worse, something that Bill C. would write?)