Ramblings of Silver Blue

Nite!

I don’t know if it’s the fact that they don’t clean their grills that often, that they don’t filter their oil for their fries every 24 hours, but Bowling Alleys have some of the best food I’ve ever tasted in my life. While I didn’t dine at Casa de Noisy Pins this evening, I did [...]

Can’t wait for tomorrow, with much needed retail therapy, and then the warming of the Dawn.

Ok, so we had precious few people actually compete. BUT I DID WIN FIRST PLACE!!!! Other phots can be found here

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A mother asks her son what he wants for Christmas. Without missing a beat, he replies: “To be an only child.” Typical, you may say, until I tell you the mother is a 82 year old woman, and her son, 42, is PoloRandy.

Mildred, 93 and despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so [...]

Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.

As Madonna sings: “Girls can wear jeans And cut their hair short Wear shirts and boots ‘Cause it’s OK to be a boy But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading ‘Cause you think that being a girl is degrading But secretly you’d love to know what it’s like Wouldn’t you What [...]

Well, so far it looks like I’m in the lead. We’ve a doctor in scrubs, a bed-time girl in curlers, a Monarch Maniac™, a cat, and a pimp. I seem to be fooling people today, so maybe I’ll win first prize!

Except for the nails, I think it turned out better than the first time I did it.

Tiger: Raggin’ & Rantin’: Oct. 31, 2003

Thanks to Dad for passing this on Some of the artists from the ’60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. This is good news for those feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes . . . Herman’s Hermits “MRS. BROWN, YOU’VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER” [...]

1. What was your first Halloween costume? I went as “Donald Duck” (hey the costume was made of satin!) 2. What was your best costume and why? The Julia Child one I’m wearing right now. Cos after all, she looked like a man dressed as a woman. 3. Did you ever play a trick on [...]

Sketches of Strain: Old Testament Humor