Archive for October, 2003
I don’t know if it’s the fact that they don’t clean their grills that often, that they don’t filter their oil for their fries every 24 hours, but Bowling Alleys have some of the best food I’ve ever tasted in my life. While I didn’t dine at Casa de Noisy Pins this evening, I did […]
Can’t wait for tomorrow, with much needed retail therapy, and then the warming of the Dawn.
Ok, so we had precious few people actually compete. BUT I DID WIN FIRST PLACE!!!! Other phots can be found here
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A mother asks her son what he wants for Christmas. Without missing a beat, he replies: “To be an only child.” Typical, you may say, until I tell you the mother is a 82 year old woman, and her son, 42, is PoloRandy.
Mildred, 93 and despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so […]
Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.
As Madonna sings: “Girls can wear jeans And cut their hair short Wear shirts and boots ‘Cause it’s OK to be a boy But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading ‘Cause you think that being a girl is degrading But secretly you’d love to know what it’s like Wouldn’t you What […]
Well, so far it looks like I’m in the lead. We’ve a doctor in scrubs, a bed-time girl in curlers, a Monarch Maniac™, a cat, and a pimp. I seem to be fooling people today, so maybe I’ll win first prize!
Except for the nails, I think it turned out better than the first time I did it.
Tiger: Raggin’ & Rantin’: Oct. 31, 2003
Thanks to Dad for passing this on Some of the artists from the ’60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. This is good news for those feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes . . . Herman’s Hermits “MRS. BROWN, YOU’VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER” […]
1. What was your first Halloween costume? I went as “Donald Duck” (hey the costume was made of satin!) 2. What was your best costume and why? The Julia Child one I’m wearing right now. Cos after all, she looked like a man dressed as a woman. 3. Did you ever play a trick on […]
Sketches of Strain: Old Testament Humor
CNN Reports: A toy gun from a Halloween costume caused a lockdown of a U.S. Capitol office building Thursday, police said. Capitol police said two women put bags through an X-ray machine and one of them contained a toy gun, which appeared to an officer to be a .38 revolver. “It appears to be an […]
You are a tortoiseshell or calico cat. Man, are younuts or what? You should try taking sometranquilizers. Calm down, you hyper thing!You’ve got a great personality though. You’reso lively and you are known for getting intomischief. What color of cat are you? brought to you by Quizilla
a coworker was harassing me about being able to find anything on ebay…she wanted a cordless phone with caller id. I found her one, and got it, for $12.50+ shipping. It had 38 seconds to go on the auction when I found it. You’ve got to know what keywords to use to get what you […]
“I’m trying to see things from your perspective, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my bum…” (2nd place goes to: I dont know what your problem is, but I’ll bet its hard to pronounce. )
You know what they say: give good service, the people will tell one person. Give poor service, they will tell 10. Give me poor service and I post it to my blog. Plaza Azteca, which I LOVE to eat at, had probably the WORST service today that I’ve ever had. Tink and I went there […]
and she’s posted it on her site. I’m tring to get the rights to put it on her travel page here, but for the meantime…. HERE IT IS. Roxette Bunny™ and Pun (No Kin).
Thanks to Revog, I learned the following from Excite News: STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) – Former ABBA singer Agnetha Faeltskog is recording her first album in 16 years and plans to release it early next year. “It’s far from ready, but we’re counting on releasing it in March,” Staffan Linde, the head of Faeltskog’s production company, […]
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