Ramblings of Silver Blue

29 Aug

Top Ten Ways To Know You….

….contracted a computer virus.

10. CNN is published in Russian.
9. Every URL directs you to www.munkey.com
8. That coughing, wheezing sound from the power supply.
7. Your hands fuse to the keyboard.
6. Your pet looks at you and goes “where would you like to go today?”
5. You actually buy stock in Microsoft.
4. Photos of RoxetteBunny™ flood your inbox.
3. You start getting spam for celibacy products. (Like you could ever get a date to begin with!)
2. You begin to think that Oracle can predict your future and interpret your dreams.
1. You build an altar to Bill Gates beside your computer.

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