Ramblings of Silver Blue

05 Aug

Top 10 Rules of the Road

10. You must be able to see over the steering wheel without a booster seat.
9. Your radio should only be audible in YOUR vehicle.
8. Peeling out is a waste of IQ.
7. The smaller and more expensive the car, the smaller the genitalia.
6. Spinning hub caps are a waste of money.
5. No black smoke, or we make you breathe it.
4. Roxette Bunny™ makes a fine co-pilot.
3. A merge lane should be used for such; cutting people off is a good way to get HIT.
1. Get the HELL out of the way of emergency vehicles.

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